Take heed my friends. Due to a dangerous mixture of white wine and feminine guile I let my guard down last night and allowed the space between my eyebrows to be "waxed."
Oh, it's true. My eyebrows, which I have longed considered the source of my virility, have been severed in two. Where to go from here? What's next for me? The circus? Or should I just give up being a man and complete the transgenderification of my body? Just kidding, I think it looks right good. And the chicks are going crazy!
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Say it ain't so!
Oh, it's true. My eyebrows, which I have longed considered the source of my virility, have been severed in two. Where to go from here? What's next for me? The circus? Or should I just give up being a man and complete the transgenderification of my body? Just kidding, I think it looks right good. And the chicks are going crazy!
Just don't start shaving your chest.
(not that it would really matter...)
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