This was the scene at the law school at 3:45 this morning. This is the line for the Hoffmann Moot Court competition. The sign-ups weren't until 7. Molson and I sat among these over-achievers for three hours plus just to get a shitload of work and to write an $80 check. Fucking retarded if you ask me.

These folks had the right idea.

These are the douche bags at the very front of the line. They had been there since 7 p.m. the night before. Can you fathom what kind of person it takes to sit in a hallway for twelve hours just to signup for a competition where lawyers playing judges ridicule they way you stand, speak, hold your arms and button your sport coat? It's this kind of accademic culture that creates the monsters that lawyers become.